Colonoscopy is Not a Dirty Word – Tips for the Prep
Oh, so you’re getting a colonoscopy?
It’s not so bad. Whether it’s your first or your tenth, I think we can all agree that it’s better than uncontrollable bowels and never ending pain. At least you have an excuse to stay near the toilet. Here are some Colonoscopy Prep Tips.
Let’s look at the bright side of colonoscopies:
2 days with a valid excuse to do as little as possible. Perfect opportunity to ignore your boss and watch Dawson’s Creek from episode 1, and not feel lame doing a jigsaw puzzle.
Cleaning out your system. Even though all preps are hard to get down, and the effects are unpleasant, once you get through, it’s nice to get completely empty and give your bowels a break from their full time job.
Post-procedure naps. After it’s all done, you can head home and take pretty much the awesomest, most refreshing nap possible.
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